Oh Audrey!

Here's another one that made me shake my head, say Oh Audrey and then crack up.  (Similar to the "Mom, I'm saying butt" story.)

Me:  "Audrey, I said no, now sit right there", {plopping her on the couch}
AK:  "Ok, I'm going to sit right here and read the Bible and see what it says about no yelling."  {picking up a book that was beside her}

{couple seconds later}
AK:  "It says No Yelling Mom"

Then I went into a little speech about how the Bible says obey your parents and if she would have obeyed I wouldn't have yelled. 

Brother!