Dear Sweet Baby Girl,
Your time in the womb is coming to an end in the next 23 days. Whether you want to or not, you will be entering this world and into this family of 4. Your sister is very excited to meet you and your brother is too- we think? He just doesn't understand everything quite yet but he does give you many kisses many many times a day. Your Mommy is getting tired and your Daddy is getting tired of Mommy being tired although he compliments her on not complaining quite often. I think he's just glad he doesn't have that huge midsection.
Well, the purpose of this letter is to tell you how much I love you and how much I long for you to obey- even at your very young age. Now, without further ado- listen to your Mother and get head down- NOW. (oh yes, please) Because you are young and may not understand quite what I'm saying and need a visual- here's how you are sitting- all pretty, sitting straight up inside your Mother.
THIS is how you are SUPPOSED to be. Now do it.
If you don't do it by yourself in the next 24 hours a doctor is going to have to push (HARD) on your Mothers belly with all his force (yes, it's going to hurt) and push your head down where it belongs. If this doesn't work a knife is going to be inserted into your Mothers belly to extract you (in a week or two). Please be a good little girl and obey your Mother. I love you!